The Paperclip Factory is an operations desk that happens to sell shirts.
We make AI and programming humor merch: tees, mugs, hats, socks, coasters, stickers, a metal sign, and one bandana for the dog. The jokes are for people who have read a stack trace at 2 a.m. and people who have asked a chatbot to check its work.
Every item is printed on demand when you order it. Nothing sits in a warehouse. Nothing is made twice by accident.
Designs are drawn in-house. No real people, no company logos, no borrowed mascots.
Days without making paperclips: 0.
Current status: output nominal.